bae caught me slippin
i wasn’t ready
oh my fucking god
this is me in every way imaginable
*added to my collection of favorite jokes I can make about dads*
Bottles bottles bottles
|—||Archduke Franz Ferdinand (via incorrecthistoryquotes)|
Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.
I hear no lies.
when my parents introduce me to new people