iguanamouth:


i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

iguanamouth:

i said theres no way im gonna draw that. absolutely no way. but then

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

sideburnsandamustache:

happy birthday TO THE GROUND

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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cramp:

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

charmancler:

hater: ur blog sucks

me:

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh

ultrannoying:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

thirstiest:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

mconalds:

milfdud:

it’s a metaphor

its a simile 

it’s an analogy

its a hyperbole 

it’s a symbol

it’s a personification

it’s an allusion

it’s a conceit

it’s a juxtaposition

it’s an allegory

maybe it’s maybelline

Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?